i remade my okcupid today for laughs but last time i had an okcupid was so long ago that i still id’d as “straight” and now i id as “bi” i guess but i set it to the “i dont want to see or be seen by straight ppl” setting and…. why are…. there so many girls…. and so few dudes……. like why is it SO hard for dudes to admit they wanna kiss another dude but so much easier for girls to be w other girls? honestly being not-straight is the #1 quality i look for in any potential human im gonna kiss
women: spend hundreds of years suffering, fight constantly for the right to be taken seriously or heard, spend generations working tirelessly for gender equality and safety of women, protest, hurt, protect other women, protect themselves, live in constant fear
everyone: wow shut up fucking ugly feminist you’re dumb no one cares no one will ever wanna kiss you get a sense of humor make me a sandwich
men: write “#heforshe” on a sheet of paper
everyone: OH MY GOD! WHAT A FUCKING HERO!!! HE REALLY GETS IT! FEMINISM COULDN’T SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE FOR THE CAUSE! YOU JUST ENDED SEXISM AND YOU’RE GOD’S GIFT TO PLANET EARTH
literally just emailed a poem to my entire poetry class who doesnt like me for our 1st critique ever that im gonna have to read in front of the entire class thursday and it’s a 1st person poem about me sucking a random dude’s dick and then hating myself and being bored and basically fucking him and pretending to care even tho it’s boring and then hating my body and wanting to die…. nice… glad i’ve reached such a high level of desensitization and disassociation w the personal nature of my own work that i dont care about anything at all anymore… thanks tumblr dot com!